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I have always had tremendous respect for you for the toughness and perseverance you have displayed over the past year is remarkable. Come on man, he sounds EXACTLY like Trump. How is this the same guy Bill Belichick should fucking HATE the President. Watch Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls Online Free 2016 Gregorian' title='Watch Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls Online Free 2016 Gregorian' />The President is a fat, lazy, weak blowhard. How is the greatest football mind in history hoodwinked hereDID HE NOT STUDY THE TAPE And what business does Bill Belichick, of all people, have complaining about the media This guy treats the media like absolute shit and they still hang on his every word, praying they get lucky and that Daddy gifts them a 2. Hes tamed the media like a dog, and hes still bitching just because people wanna ask him about the Buttfumble Man, fuck him blind. The Red Sox learned spying from this man. And for real, I bet hes TOTALLY into racial scouting. Loogit all the undrafted white dudes he claimed off the scrap heap. I need boys wholl pick up my system FAST. Your quarterback Chia seed android. Tom Brady. Heres a fella who will face any NFL defense but not any question asking him about his friends. Take away Ballghazi and everything about Tom Brady is still shady as all fuck. He eats vegan dog food. He squirts salt packets into his water and claims its a miracle drug. Hes spent an inordinate amount of time trying to disguise his own history of concussions and claiming that he has miraculously avoided them thanks to stretching a lot and eschewing all seeded berries. Find, shop for and buy Prime Video at Amazon. Theres been ongoing confusion about who is on Harbaughs 2017 squad, because the team has yet to update its official roster from the 2016 version. Lowbudget scifi movies may have had their heyday during Roger Cormans rise to Bmovie greatness in the 1950s, but theyre still going strong todayproving. Jim Carrey, Canadianborn and a U. S. citizen since 2004, is an actor and producer famous for his rubbery body movements and flexible facial. He sticks a MAGA hat in his locker and then acts offended when anyone dares to ask if he supports Trump, then skips out on the White House visit. His personal training guru is a con man. Watch Little Dead Rotting Hood Full Movie. He workshops TV shows with Jim Gray. He uses money from one charity to pay another charity. He defies the normal limits of aging for pro athletes and NO ONE in the media arches an eyebrow at it because theyre all DESPERATE to be the first reporter to get decent copy out of him. He takes below market value for a salary because he can and because I already know damn well hes gonna get gifted part ownership of the team when he retires, which seduces idiot GMs and fans of other teams into thinking their players ought to fuck themselves in the ass for the sake of THE TEAM. On the field, Brady is a god, and off of it he is a disingenuous cipher. I could argue that Tom Brady represents everything wrong with America. Heres a man whos too rich and comfortable with his life to risk a goddamn thing off the field. He exists only to further his own ends while pretending to just be a good guy. Its like someone made Ivanka Trump into a football player. Hes a sniveling, snaky, empty headed goon. When we finally go to Nuclear War and most of the planet is wiped out, Brady will still be here, living behind a wall, sitting by a pool with a stupid grin on his face, wondering what all the negativity is about. Whats new that sucks God, theyre fucking loaded everywhere. Brady could get decapitated and theyd still be favored to win the Super Bowl with Pizza Boy at QB. Name another team that would cut Kony Ealy just because they could. They traded for Brandin Cooks. They swiped Stephon Gilmore and David Harris from their hapless division rivals. They added backs Mike Gillislee and Rex Burkhead WHITE PLAYER ALERT in an effort to continue their tradition of giving no RB consistent touches. They lost Julian Edelman for the season but thatll only give NEXT MAN UP chubbies to every supposed diehard fan now living in Santa Monica. Oh, and half their division is staging two of the most blatant tank jobs in league history. Aaron Hernandez got his conviction voided by killing himself. That was like the Tuck Rule of murder. What has always sucked Congrats, Patriots fansYou are the official team of the alt right Theyre all yours. More important, your team is now emblematic of an America that is distorted beyond recognition a place where people are less revered than the bold and brave companies that maximize delivery and efficiency by phasing out every last trace of humanity and treating people like coal to be shoveled into a furnace. The Patriots can even get NFL players to buy into this shit. Players are like, Wow, these guys really know how to get the most out of me right before paying me what Im actually worth This team dangled Malcolm Butler all offseason and then decided to keep him in the fold, and of course hell still play brilliantly for them because NFL players know that you can either be treated like shit in New England and win, or be treated well elsewhere and lose. Their fans love to call in to Dipshit and Chuckles in the AM so they can complain about how a first round pick who happens to be black should get cut to send a message, since pretending to be the miserable man in charge of this team is the only way these people can find any joy. Theres nothing laudable about Brady, or Belichick, or horny ass Robert Kraft. And theres DEFINITELY nothing admirable about their loser fans Marky Mark left early, who still yank out their drunk fathers old Hugh Millen trading cards any time someone calls them a bandwagoner and who STILL feel victimized even after winning sports fan Powerball God, what a bunch of sour pricks. The fucking FBI helped your idiot quarterback find his jersey. You people are spoiled worse than a chihuahua on an airplane. I wish Mauricio Ortega had gotten away with it, dammit. I wish Edelmans old teacher had told him to get fucked. I wanna show you something. A Hackers Guide to Protecting Your Privacy While Dating. Love makes people do dumb stuff. But there are practical, easy steps we can take to maintain our privacy during romantic relationships, and changing one simple behavior now could keep us safe later on if the relationship ends badly. While plenty of the tens of thousands of hackers who descend on Las Vegas every year for the security conference DEF CON are there to break shit, lots of them are there to play defense, too. Lauren Rucker, a risk analyst who has consulted for NASA, coached attendees on maintaining their privacy rights during relationships. If youre living with someone or in a relationship or a marriage with someone, you are giving up a lot of your privacy rights because youre sharing a lot with that person anyway, Rucker said. Rucker recommends several basic steps for cyber hygiene while dating 1. Dont share your passwords or devices. Staying safe in relationships requires setting new norms of behavior before the relationship turns sour, Rucker says. Many people share their Netflix or Amazon passwords with their partners, but doing so can cause legal entanglements later. Courts have sometimes viewed all passwords as equal, faulting a victim whose partner hacked her Facebook because she had shared an Amazon password with him. The court questioned whether one password could be considered private, given that she had shared other accounts, Rucker explained. If you share an i. Cloud account and youre sharing pictures that way, youre sharing accounts in the eyes of the court, Rucker said. Sharing devices can also weaken your privacy rights if you end up in court. You dont necessarily know how things will end and how they might go bad, Rucker said. Password protect your laptop and encrypt your hard drive to make sure your data is safe. If you want to allow your partner to use your laptop, set up a separate account for them rather than letting them log into yours. Set up a Google Voice number to use for first dates. Most of us have gone on dates with strangers from the internet at some point. But even if you met your date IRL, its a good idea to give them a Google Voice number when you start chatting, Rucker says. Google Voice lets users generate phone numbers for free and use them to set up other secure chat services like Whats. App or Signal. A user can easily turn off her Google Voice number and get a new one if her date turns out to be a creepand she wont have to go to the trouble of changing her real number and redistributing it to all her friends. Use a VPN on shared Wi Fi networks, including your home network. Abusive spouses have been known to surveil their partners online activity. While spousewaremalware that sneakily harvests geolocation, texts, calls, and other informationis an issue, Rucker notes that abusive partners might also track what their significant other is doing on a shared home Wi Fi network. Using a VPN at home can help keep browsing data private. If youre going to make a sex tape, do it consensually and privately. Weve all heard stories of bitter exes leaking nude photos to get revenge on a partner. But that wont necessarily discourage people from taking nudes. Still, couples can make decisions that will help them preserve their privacy rights down the road, Rucker explained. She cites the example of a 2. A New Jersey court found that the man did not have a reasonable expectation of privacy in the home office because the space was shared with the family. However, other courts have said that couples have a reasonable expectation of privacy in the bedroom and protected women who have been non consensually filmed there by their partners. Picking the proper venue can protect you, Rucker explains. If the area is visited by multiple parties, its probably not a private place its not going to hold up in court, she said.